Svab is Crowned Mr. Two Minute Warning, Wehrman captures 2nd!
Ferrara Goes for the victory and falls with the Bears!
(Aurora, OH) Jimmy Svab is our first member to win more than one Two Minute Warning Championship Title. As of today, Maria, his better half, will have to call Jimmy, two time defending Two Minute Warning champion instead of her pet name, dick weed. The Bears gave Jimmy a scare, returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown, but just like Ohio State, the offense collapsed following that return and Indianapolis picked apart the Bears Defense. Meanwhile, back in Dayton, OH, Ken Wehrman oblivious to his fate, moved from the fifth position to second place because everyone thought those in front of them would take Indianapolis, so they selected Chicago. Doesn’t that remind everyone of last season when Mike Mates pulled a second place spot out of his arse when everyone assumed those in front of them selected the Steelers and took the Seahawks instead? Ken is enjoying his second place finish for the second time. Ken won the second spot a few years back, but he had to share it with Mike Czapor as they ended their season in a tie. After that season, we made the playoff games worth different amounts to try and avoid that from happening again. So far, it has worked out. …Let’s congratulate Jimmy Svab and Ken Wehrman as first and second place finishers. The rest of us will retool after the NFL Draft on April 28th and 29th!
Future Home of the Two Minute Warning Football Club!
Final Two Minute Warning Standings!
Pts PB
1 Jim Svab 141 232.5167 -
2 Ken Wehrman 126 206.6627 25.85
3 Jeff Ferrara 141 198.8880 33.63
4 Dave Borkowski 116 197.8227 34.69
5 Matt Nelson 141 197.0140 35.50
6 Bob Krajewski 121 196.1627 36.35
7 Jay Jusko 114 190.3227 42.19
8 Rich Mates 121 189.5027 43.01
9 Mike Mates 118 186.5027 46.01
10 Bohn/Prystasz 140 186.1740 46.34
11 Joel Olszewski 108 184.3227 48.19
12 John MacDonald 113 182.6627 49.85
13 Jim Rawlins 116 173.1740 59.34
14 Osif/Gomo 139 173.0140 59.50
15 Mark Myers 127 169.6940 62.82
16 Edgar Leatherwood 133 164.6940 67.82
17 Scott Ferrraro 111 154.8540 77.66
18 Duane Olszewski 123 152.8200 79.70
19 Greg Profancik 120 152.1400 80.38
20 Cliff Wade 120 144.3200 88.20
21 Chris Wade 124 142.8200 89.70
22 Mike Czapor 119 136.6600 95.86
23 Steve Usher 117 133.5000 99.02
24 Tim Bosko 109 126.6600 105.86
Ferrara Goes for the victory and falls with the Bears!
(Aurora, OH) Jimmy Svab is our first member to win more than one Two Minute Warning Championship Title. As of today, Maria, his better half, will have to call Jimmy, two time defending Two Minute Warning champion instead of her pet name, dick weed. The Bears gave Jimmy a scare, returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown, but just like Ohio State, the offense collapsed following that return and Indianapolis picked apart the Bears Defense. Meanwhile, back in Dayton, OH, Ken Wehrman oblivious to his fate, moved from the fifth position to second place because everyone thought those in front of them would take Indianapolis, so they selected Chicago. Doesn’t that remind everyone of last season when Mike Mates pulled a second place spot out of his arse when everyone assumed those in front of them selected the Steelers and took the Seahawks instead? Ken is enjoying his second place finish for the second time. Ken won the second spot a few years back, but he had to share it with Mike Czapor as they ended their season in a tie. After that season, we made the playoff games worth different amounts to try and avoid that from happening again. So far, it has worked out. …Let’s congratulate Jimmy Svab and Ken Wehrman as first and second place finishers. The rest of us will retool after the NFL Draft on April 28th and 29th!
Future Home of the Two Minute Warning Football Club!
Final Two Minute Warning Standings!
Pts PB
1 Jim Svab 141 232.5167 -
2 Ken Wehrman 126 206.6627 25.85
3 Jeff Ferrara 141 198.8880 33.63
4 Dave Borkowski 116 197.8227 34.69
5 Matt Nelson 141 197.0140 35.50
6 Bob Krajewski 121 196.1627 36.35
7 Jay Jusko 114 190.3227 42.19
8 Rich Mates 121 189.5027 43.01
9 Mike Mates 118 186.5027 46.01
10 Bohn/Prystasz 140 186.1740 46.34
11 Joel Olszewski 108 184.3227 48.19
12 John MacDonald 113 182.6627 49.85
13 Jim Rawlins 116 173.1740 59.34
14 Osif/Gomo 139 173.0140 59.50
15 Mark Myers 127 169.6940 62.82
16 Edgar Leatherwood 133 164.6940 67.82
17 Scott Ferrraro 111 154.8540 77.66
18 Duane Olszewski 123 152.8200 79.70
19 Greg Profancik 120 152.1400 80.38
20 Cliff Wade 120 144.3200 88.20
21 Chris Wade 124 142.8200 89.70
22 Mike Czapor 119 136.6600 95.86
23 Steve Usher 117 133.5000 99.02
24 Tim Bosko 109 126.6600 105.86
1 comment:
Bosko is in last place? Come on Tim.
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